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The Internet had seen many bizarre giveaways, and Suki With The Good Coochie just lifted it a few notches. One Instagram post threw the platform into pandemonium with the announcement: Upload your best twerk video and win a section at a coochie girls pool party. Oh, and while you’re at it, bring along four friends!
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The design was minimalistic: black words on a white background interspersed with champagne bottle emojis resting in celebration, and were met with an uproarious response.
Because there was always an insurmountable desire to compete amongst its users. “Let me make my video since I’m the best,” one user, who believed in his skills, unleashed. Others opposed. “Can we make $$ instead life hard rn suki.” Such a vibe; times are indeed hard, and while the pool party does sound fun, having some cash would be nice.
Challenge accepted: “🔥🔥🔥🔥 ready do a handstand 👅👅👅👅👅,” dared one contestant, willing to do anything (literally) to get that win. However, another user offered some comedic relief: “Mannnn what can we do besides twerk? I know I ain’t winning that.” Replied deadpan: “go get yo best bitch and have her twerk,” followed by “dwerking cool too.” Suki herself joined in on the laughs with a laughing emoji.
But then some frowned upon it. One replied, “suki u don’t wanna see this bootyyy fr 🙄🙄🙄”; another chimed in with, “Damn I can smell the masingel.” The insults kept coming. From a wheelchair, came the answer: “What if I’m In a wheel chair sukiii come onnn 😭😭🙄,” because ideas of exclusion or inclusion were in everyone’s minds.
That said, completely out of left field, one went, “I took Acyclovir for 6 years, I’ve seen people talking about how they got rid of Herpes Naturally I thought it wasn’t real until it work for me 🤗 🥰.” Ma’am, it’s a twerk competition. The Internet wins hands down in hijacking any kind of conversation.
That alone, amidst the chaos that ensued, brought forth the realization that Suki sure knew what she was doing stirring up conversations. Whether it was overconfidence, hilarious self-awareness, or downright randomness that would get people laughing, this post was definitely an advertisement for engagement. And with more comments rolling in, that coochie girls pool party is going to be very big, or at least very funny.
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Who will own that section? Only time and Suki’s followers will tell. One thing I’m certain about is, if the comments are anything to go by, that competition is going to be crazy, chaotic, and memories worthy of being laughed at for generations.