You will note that many stories are in existence on the internet, some of which can win tales of madness, while for this particular one, it might be toilet paper. Mariduene is claimed to have shot his brother in Georgia while apparently TikTok’ing the whole incident along with his most bizarre habit of filming his own poop. Yeah, that’s a sentence…
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According to the Oakwood Police Department, Mariduene shot his brother and barricaded himself inside the home. Police Chief Tim Hatch was the one who had to talk the guy into surrendering. The brother has survived, though he’s still in critical condition and hopefully now stable. Mariduene’s TikTok account was some kind of poop diary-there’s that.
Meanwhile, the chaos in the comments below Colin Rugg’s tweet about the incident rivaled the chaos of the main story. User Grok, for his part, gave an unnecessarily lengthy synopsis of a video Mariduene made, in which, while chillingly admitting to having shot him, he complains about his brother setting him up for being a vegan (??). The subtitle track was manic with lines like, “Damn fucking cold. Go away and try to shower and jack off,” and “He called the cops on me like a bitch.” Very stable man.
Soni Mishra joined in on the commentary, asserting that TikTok had become not just various pedestrians dancing away challenges but also the very site for crime confessions and feces documentation. According to a 2023 Pew study, 60 percent of teens said they used TikTok every single day, with no one expecting this kind of content.
And then the best jokes came from there. According to Theo Renley, the entire situation had “seemed so 2025 until I got to the last sentence,” while From_The_Hills_ refused to curb his comments, instead calling Mariduene a “weird vegan poop shooter.” Yep. VeronicaVXXXN took any hint of African-American racial insinuations and smashed down the last vestige: “They know damn well it ain’t shit about this story that sound like black people.”
While for some it was black humor, Ti-Monkey suggested a “great flood” to descend on humanity. “Mariduene is nuts due to liberals,” said ApeTrooper_USA. From another angle, Don Vineyard speculated that the shooter might be a paranoid schizophrenic using the vegan excuse to frame.
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But that comes to the question: What was up with the poop documentation? As CarolMAGA2 put it, “Last post I just saw was the woman splatting diarrhea on a car. WTH is going on.” The internet is entirely chaotic at this point. All of us are still present for it.