The internet just crumbled with a countdown post from Perry herself. The pop-goddess announced Lifetimes Tour to kick off in 3 days, sending the social media into chaos (and thrill). Her first major tour in 7 years has everyone getting in the craziest way.
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The tour will kick off on 23 April 2025 in Mexico City and feature Rebecca Black as the opening act.
But really, it was logistics that wasn’t being talked about, and replies tell it right here. Pleads for Tegan and Sarah throwbacks and other zany jokes in the comments became a circus of their own.
‘CAN’T WAIT TO START THE TOUR!!!!’ was someone screaming in caps, matching it with ‘the palpable desperation every human can so relate to.’ Rahul Yadav meanwhile told us: ‘Lifetimes Tour about to change lives. I’m feeling it in my soul.’ Deep. Very Deep.
On the other side of this coin, it wasn’t fun. Now, these space jokes were hot and thick after Perry’s controversial trip to Blue Origin last year. One user wrote, ‘Can we get Teenage Dream back? 😭😢 #JENCHELLA,’ while another shady queen tweeted ‘Honey go back to space.’ Hilarious.
Perched high above the comedy ranks was Deniz Eda’s deadpan: ‘THREE days until Lifetimes Tour starts? Timing: just the right amount of time to book a seat on SpaceX and orbit back in time for the opening act.’ Amazing how people are never letting this space drama end…art.
While #JENCHELLA #JENCHELLA2025 #ENCHELLA #KatyPerry #LaCasaDeLosFamososColombia2 posted by Coach Of X, what any those mean? Probably never be discovered. Meanwhile, Gloria Sims delivered us with ‘Это так смешно, я в восторге!’ proving all that hype transcends languages (This is so funny, I’m delighted!).
They got weird though with some of the requests. “India by any chance!?” Patel Punit asked, while Ferloversreal begged, “Oh jeez, please Asia 2026 I need to visit Japan and what’s better than having you as a + to go.” It’s sad. Everybody needs tour dates, ya’ll.
And then there is Emma Shoesmith coming through with a different kind of reading: ‘Are you really holding the concert on Mars??? Who’s your opening act….Gayle King singing FLY ME TO THE MOON….you are the head of the Blue Origin “team” nincompoop!!!’ The art that she painted in the canvas of her mind…we stan.
At least, Poetry got something useful under “- Katy Perry’s Lifetimes Tour will kick off in Mexico City on April 23, 2025, her first tour in seven years- The tour comes following Perry’s journey into space with Blue Origin, which drew criticism for its environmental damage: – Rebecca Black will feature as a supporting act for the tour on March 9, 2025.” Finally going out of their way to be useful.
Again, they had a shot at the emotional – Rahul Yadav tweeted, “If you see me crying on Day 1, you didn’t.” 💔💔💔 At that very instant, the feelings flowed again. Rainbow Unicorn then put pen to paper to write her own hope of a follow back from Perry. The dedication! The delusion! Gotta love it.
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No matter hyped or shady, one day will be the day people believe Katy Perry moved the world like no one else. Three days to go and already a dust cyclone on the Internet. Strap in; this rollout for the tour is going to be wild.