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Fans stayed chatting for ages online on this seemingly thrown-out question. The singer was earning all the cool points wearing all blacks and dark sunglasses. One glowing photo on Instagram showed, with sunlight pouring in, him sitting on a rooftop bar, watching a row of espresso martinis being served. It was captioned, “Ok give me your best guesses for next show’s special guest.” Oh, and the replies, oh my, WERE A MIX.
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Apart from that, the photo alone helped entertain them: Marble table, greenery around, bar-style set to get the feeling of a luxury hotel lobby; this man knows how to go about setting ambiance. But hell broke loose in the comments where names were thrown around ranging from the nostalgic to totally the unexpected.
Miley Cyrus ako-go-to-top favorite, and many were pleading for a “Before The Storm” or “We Got The Party” type of reunion. One user wrote, “I would die to hear Before The Storm with @mileycyrus,” and we massively agree. The reply thread went insane as one joked about Nick Jonas‘s existence “ending by his wife’s hands” if it were to happen, hence another citing an obscure “Pryanka Law” that would prohibit it. The internet just does not want to be serious.
And then we had wild catalysis. Post Malone? That’s pretty sexy. Linkin Park? Somebody needs help (but mad respects for that vision). Sabrina Carpenter also got mentioned, if just to set an espresso martini pun from her hit, “Espresso.” Good one, but would Joe really be that strategic? I doubt it.
The funniest was one fan who just straight-up said, “Bring the guy in slides 1,7 & 10.” No further explanation, nothing, just straight confidence. The answers were golden, with one hype reply saying, “YOU ATE,” and another promoting a fake indie album called “Music For People Who Believe In Love.” They took their bit seriously!
International fans were in with theirs, including one in Spanish: “Tráenos el tour a México y a Miley” (“Bring the tour to Mexico and Miley”) and “De negro más hermoso okay?” (“The most beautiful man in black, okay?”). The love is global, albeit just ceiling-high in foretelling.
We could not let pass those suspicious deep cuts, such as the one claiming to have seen “our bracelet” in one of the pics (???) and the stressed-out fan who requested Joe’s wardrobe advice. Priorities!
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By now, it’s probably a gigantic laugh for Joe, seeing the uproar he has caused. Be it Miley, Posty, or some curveball collab, one thing is for sure: the guy can keep a conversation going. Now, the actual answer should be revealed, preferably along with another round of espresso martinis.