Gary Owen lands again with a classic comedy gold piece on Instagram, this time ranting about men during dental surgery; folks go insane in the losing-it area: “Keep those thick fingers out my mouth, sir!” captions the above photo of Owen laughing. Naturally, there have been some heaps of responses from those who either resonate or had some hair-raising dentals stories.
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This was tagged as part of Owen’s new comedy special, which is on Mint Comedy called “No S,” even though this post motivation totally does not qualify. Basically, what it turns out to be is a wild and weird show-off of screams sledge-banging with commenters on nasty dental horror stories and gender stereotypes.
“As a dental assistant, I got yew 🦷🫶🏻” commented @pamhouska but honestly with the entire permutation makes this sound like a threat. Meanwhile, @1984bugatti commented: “Never gonna see the dental assistant the same ever again….🤦🏽♂️😆 thanks Gary,” indicating how Owen’s humor will really change one’s outlook on dentistry.
Then comes @kaczmar2018 with the most awfully funny comment: “Shaq cleaning teeth for a living in another timeline 😂.” Like, freak!? But also, hell yeah, I can see it. Meanwhile, @midtown_quatro just expanded that gender argument beyond dentistry: “Facts!! Like painters should be a girl job!! If you’re a man painter, you’re a sissy 🎨 🖌 💅.” And there goes the escalator.
From there, it has come across the wildest reply from @vicho916, stating an uncomfortably graphic memory: “I had a Hygienist while back that had the biggest breasts and every time she would lean it was like boing right on my eye, l Man up l did not laughed.😂😂😂😂😂.” Sir, that is NOT the flex you think it is.
That was even a chance for some of the fans, such as @misss.crystall, to write Owen for his Netflix show, while @dj.jakebell just perfectly summed Owen’s whole comedic energy by saying, “Gary Owen is a man that sounds so aggressively gay, it comes out straight.”
The post gathers two realizations: 1) Gary Owen could take practically anything and make it LOL-worthy for real, and 2) the feelings that people carry on who gets to “stick around in their mouths” is just STRONG. You might disagree to hold this for later; nevertheless, this consideration leaves dental appointments much interesting in case these foolish energies get involved.
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And if you are somehow NOT laughing while here, you might want to check the special he is promoting. An established name in comedy for several years, his Instagram moment is but a sample of his unmediated humor. Just probably, you actually shouldn’t watch it during the next cleaning at the dentist…except if you’re cool with getting that “thick-fingered” assistant all splashed with water.