The internet is always a platform for the most spontaneous debates. And today the subject is whipped cream on milkshakes. Conor McGregor, who seems very passionate about this dairy dilemma, took social media to ask the burning question: “Why would someone not want whipped cream on their shake?” And the answers were as crazy as one could imagine.
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For one thing, whipped cream is generally accepted as a traditional topping for a milkshake. It’s fluffy and sweet and sort of like icing on the cake (or sometimes literally). But, apparently, not all will agree with this. Some would just go through life without any whipped cream, and the internet does have opinions on that.
On the other hand, Gally gave a sarcastic reply: “Whipped cream is for the weak.” Okay, tough guy. Aaron Bergh offered more detailed critiques: ‘It dilutes the chocolate flavor. Yes, I’m assuming you’re asking about a chocolate shake, because any other types of shakes are trash.’ Gatekeeping milkshake flavors? Now that’s bold.
Now, the health-conscious bunch arrived. RANA, who bragged about being of two nationalities, said, “some people prefer healthier, lighter options”. In all fairness. But let’s be real here: if you are drinking a milkshake, do you really go after health benefits? Lisa Sicard had a more relatable reason: ‘Because it hurt their tummy – I know from personal experience.’ I guess this stands – dairy intolerance is real.
Of course, in true internet fashion, things got very weird. Jerry hypothesized, ‘maybe have a small wee wee’ are the people skipping the whipped cream. Uh… what? Totally Credible, meanwhile, pinpointed the real issue: ‘because of the way they used the word cream as a verb instead of as a noun.’ Grammar police; let’s go!
Then we had an existential crisis courtesy of Abhi Avasthi: ‘Somewhere out there is a guy ordering a kale smoothie, no cream, extra guilt. We are not the same.’ Deep. Real deep.
Some are in support of the cream: “(AI)gent Greg (yes, that is their name) stated: ‘mandatory whipped cream. no exceptions. if you don’t want cream, get a different beverage.’” Harsh but fair. The letter-writer’s own father (allegedly) confessed, “I voted ‘yea cream on it’ before even reading the question”—priorities.
By far, the funniest part would be that this entire debate started because of a poll with the options “— literally —” yea cream on it” or “no cream on it.” No nuance, no middle ground, just pure, unadulterated whipped cream chaos. And honestly, that’s the energy we need more of online.
So where do you stand? Team Whipped Cream or Team No Thanks? One thing’s for sure: people have feelings about this. If you don’t, well…maybe you are the monster after all.
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In the end, whipped cream lovers or whipped cream haters, internet has come up with the verdict. Disastrous mess filled with hot takes, wild theories, and at least one actor equating milkshake preference to national identity. Don’t ever change, social media!